Between Friday and today, Monday, a lot of stuff got done. I am actually really impressed with myself, because a typical day in the life of this particular expat may or may not include sloth-like behavior punctuated by a frantic rush to get showered, dressed, and presentable once I realize my boyfriend is on his way home from class. I mean, one must maintain at least a veneer of respectability, if not the respectability itself. Am I right?
Anyway, this weekend was a shining exception to the aforementioned slothery, and I am extremely proud.
Dare to Dream Macarons
On Saturday, my weekend of joyous productivity started off right when Anna called me and asked me if I wanted to help her make macarons. DO I EVER. (Note to future and possible friends: the answer to this question is always, unfailingly yes.) She had already made a batch on Friday, so I even got to taste the final product before even lifting a finger. How’s that for motivation? My god, these things were delicious.

Hello, beautiful.
Anna actually made the macarons you see above. I helped her with a lemon and lime batch that we dyed yellow and green. Let me tell you, Anna is an extreme baker, and I am learning so much from her. She even ground her own almond flour. That is extreme. EXTREME BAKING. No joke. My friend Elaine and I spent the entire spring sending each other pictures of macarons from Tastespotting. We worked together and sat basically at the same desk, so whenever either of us sent or received a little glimpse of macaron porn, we would meet eyes, drool, and sigh in unison. We were convinced, however, that actually making macarons required years of advanced study at a culinary institute or a baking fairy godmother or something like that. NOT SO. Dare to dream, world.
They tasted as good as they look.
Art! Culture! Wine! Gallery Night in Malmö
Malmö is this big famous city that I live only ten minutes away from, and yet I have never gone out at night there. UNTIL LAST SATURDAY NIGHT. It is the third largest city in Sweden (behind Gothenberg and Stockholm) and from what I can understand, it’s sort of positioning itself/is being positioned as this post-industrial melting pot for technology interests, entrepreneurs, and immigrants. There are a lot of expats, a lot of immigrants, a lot of international business people, etc. More than that, I couldn’t really say, because I hardly ever hang out there. One thing I do find funny, though, is that it really has this “big city, ooh, dangerous” reputation, and yet at just under 300,000 inhabitants, it is slightly smaller than Cincinnati, Toledo, and Pittsburgh, and about the size of Riverside, CA and Lexington, KY. These are not places that are particularly impressive to me in terms of size, but hey. There are just slightly more inhabitants in all of Sweden than there are in New York City’s five boroughs, a statistic I have checked thoroughly on Wikipedia, which claims to cite US Census reports and other sources of reputable data.
Even though Malmö is really only 15 minutes away by train, I haven’t been there that often and definitely not out to party or anything. That’s been changing in the last couple of months, though, because I’ve made some friends there and I can explore the city with them. This Saturday was a gallery night in Malmö, and so a bunch of us went gallery-hopping to check out the art (and hunt down the free wine). We went to some areas of Malmö that I had never seen before, and it was really cool to see another side of the city by night. I had no idea how many cool galleries and bars there are, spread throughout the city, and I am excited to go back again soon and see more.
Baby! You Made Light! Installing The Light Fixture
Probably no one cares about this except me, but we finally installed the *&^%&^* light fixture that we bought a million years ago from Ikea and has since been floating around the apartment, collecting dust. And it’s BEAUTIFUL!

Awwwww. Look at how nice that is. Our kitchen is pretty! And on the table you can see some of my other projects, which I will go through with increased brevity, since it’s almost midnight and I want to go to bed.
Healthy Fall Treats! Apple Chips
I’ve always wanted to make apple chips, and I finally did. All you’re supposed to do is slice tart apples into thin slices, toss in cinnamon and sugar, and cook at a low heat for a very long time. I’ve seen this recipe maybe a hundred times in different magazines and cookbooks and never really got up the energy to put it together. For my money, it was a hell of a lot of slicing for a snack that disappeared in a startlingly short time. It would be one thing if it were a pie. Next time, I’ll make a pie.

Or else I’ll just eat them raw. There’s something unexplainable about apples, sugar, and cinnamon. It’s delicious. The really exciting thing is that I picked these apples FROM A TREE, BY MYSELF, TAKING ADVANTAGE of the Swede’s beloved ALLEMANSRÄTTEN. (God bless Wikipedia. They translate “allemansrätten” into “freedom to roam.” It’s the wild west out here.) On Thursday afternoon, I biked all the way from Lund to Lomma, a beach town. Although it might look like a fairly manageable distance on a map, to me the distance felt approximately equivalent to biking from Lund to San Francisco, traveling through Asia and over water by means of an ancient frozen land bridge through Alaska and then just south a little ways to San Francisco. The only thing that saved me was running into this patch of wild apples, which were unripe and sour as all get out but totally edible nonetheless. I filled my bike basket to the brim and took them home with me.
Health! Almond Butter
OH MAH GAWD AH MADE MY MAH OWN ALMOND BUTTER. It was a time-consuming but easy process which took place concurrent with the preparation of the apple chips. (I swear I’m not some sort of crazy farm lady sitting all alone surrounded by fruit- and nut-bearing trees, singing to the birds and cooking vast amounts of ridiculous food. I swear.) I bought a big bag of almonds for cheap in a little grocery store on Möllanstorget. Then I blanched them, shelled them, roasted them (for forever), and ground them into butter. I am ridiculously proud. I even got the cute little dip at the top, just like the tubs of JIF peanut butter.


TUNE IN TOMORROW
I did even more stuff. Seriously. I’ll write more tomorrow. I’m doing something out of character, and my legs are sore. Put two and two together, and you’ve got… ?